Happy New Year Funny Quotes 
Who wouldn’t love to laugh and smile, in this happiest time of New Year? Spread good vibes with the Happy New Year Funny Quotes. It is the best way to let your family and loved ones know that you want to make them happy. So wish them with the funny quotes.
Happy New Year Funny Quotes 2018
- A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
- This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep no dieting all year long.
- Women get a little more excited about New Year’s Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.
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- My New Year’s resolution is to eat better, so from now on, I’m going to only date guys who can afford to take me somewhere other than McDonald’s.
- If you make a New Year’s resolution to eat a healthy diet, and you keep it, you won’t actually live longer, but it will seem longer.
- Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
- This New Years I resolved to lead a better life. Now all I have to do is find someone who will trade lives with me.
- May you find the strength to write, “Who is this?” to all the strange numbers that text you “Happy New Year!” tonight
- Who has time to party on New Year’s Eve? It takes me all evening to set my clocks ahead a year.
Happy New Year Quotes
- My new year’s resolution is not to shovel snow. Since I’m gonna be in Florida, I feel pretty good about it.
- New Years parades have a lot in common with Santa Claus. Nobody is awake to see either one of them.
- It is party time and you are looking for some fun and humor. For such events, you can spill the magic of Funny New Year quotes and make everyone laugh.
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- You don’t have to always convey the New Year wishes on serious note – little funny moments can surely turn the entire atmosphere into the hilarious mood.
- You can always add these funny New Year quotes with the picture album, scrapbook, gifts, and greetings. Here are some really comical sayings for New Year.
- “New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.”
- “The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective.”
Happy New year wishes for friends and family
- Memorable Moment Are Celebrated Together, U R My Best Friend for now & forever, Let This Year 2018 Will Get You
Happiest Moment, Love From Others, Wish U A Happy And Prosperous New Year 2018, Good Words For You.
- Years Come And Go But We Will Remain Friends And Never Be A Foe. Therefore, Before The Sun Sets Down Low, I’m Wishing You A Happy And Prosperous New Year.
- Make your New Year a blast of fun! Celebrate the new beginning with fireworks and greet your friends and family on the eve of New Year 2018.
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- I wish you have a rocking year ahead spent with friends and loved ones. Here is wishing you a Happy new year
- For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next year’s words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning. Happy New Year 2018.
- May The Year 2018 Bring to You.Happiness, Success and filled with Peace, Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends. Wishing You a *HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018.
- The Joy That Comes With Sharing Tirelessly And Giving Can Only Be Experienced By Friends. The Past Year Has Seen Us Share Almost Everything And As The New Year Sets In, I Want To Share More With You.
- Here Is My Wish To Wish You A Very Happy And Prosperous New Year And May The Happiest Moments Of The Seasons Remain With You All The Time.
- Everything which inspires u, Everything which means most 2 u, Everything that makes u smile& brings u joy I wish 4 u in the new year.
- It’s not an achievement to make 1000’s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000’s years.
- May the new year Bring these wishes to all of you Warmth of love, the comfort of home Joy for your children, Company and support of family n friends A caring heart that accepts N treats all human beings equally Enrichment of knowledge n Richness of diversity Courage to seek n speak the truth Even if we have fewer talks Fewer hellos Fewer stories Less greetings But always Remember that My prayers Will Never b Less for You. Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2018 with God Bless! A Brighter, Better New Year.
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- A Happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I’ve played the friend Have lived and loved and labored here And made of it a happy new year 2018.
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- At The Very Beginning Of A New Year, I Would Like To Express My Gratitude For The Unconditional Love You Have Always Given To Me Ever Since I Was A Toddler. Have A Prosperous Year Full Of Blessings. Happy New Year to All Mothers in the world.
- Memorable moment r celebrated together, U r my best friend for now & forever, Make me Miss U, even more, this New Year, Hope this 2018 bring Happiness to you, Dear.
- As We Say Bye To The Past Year And Say Welcome To The New Year, May You Live To Be Prosperous And Successful. May This Year Be Full Of Peace And Determination Happy New Year To You My Brother.
- Like Chocolate Cake Goes Perfect With Wine, My New Year Will Be Imperfect Without you. Please Be With Me In this New Year forever. With Love, Happy New Year My Dear!
- May The New Year See You Giving, Loving, Living And Lots Of Hugging! Wishing You A Happy And Healthy Life And A Prosperous New Year.
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- May The Start Of This New Year Not Just Be Another Change Of Calendars. Rather May It Is The Year That You Finally Make That Huge Leap Forward In Your Life. Wishing You A Happy New Year 2018.
- My wishes for you in the year 2018 Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2018.